Past the Point of Insanity
sometimes i get upset about kansas stereotypes but then i remember that one time my friend’s pet cow got carried away by a tornado and they found it 3 years later on a different farm
a star trek au where everything is exactly the same except spock is wearing booty shorts
the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook
I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
*does a back handspring into your room* im sorry but did you just say michael jones
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl
or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree with the Tumblr hivemind yeehaw
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
Emily | 19 | USA
Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Merlin, Teen Wolf, Game of Thrones, The Avengers/Marvel, ATLA/LOK, LOTR/The Hobbit, Toby Turner, Acheivment Hunter, Jack Douglas, Vlog Brothers, etc. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeew! That is all.
